Super cute until 3 days later, when mom removes the batteries in order to preserve her sanity.

Why don't they just put women in the cargohold with the rest of the property and be done with it?

The guy that called and argued with me for five minutes that we were, in fact, a doctor's office and not a pizzeria.

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I had an argument the other day with an MRA who was complaining that women's-only cars were incredibly sexist. When I told him why they existed (safety), he said he didn't care, it was fucking sexist and unfair and it furthered the idea that all men were rapists.

I need to air my vagina. So I'll sit with my legs wide open too, taking up 4 fucking seats. If anyone complains, it's biology. I need to ventilate between my legs, because yeast. Or something.

"as long as women are allowed to "breastfeed and bring strollers onto buses.""

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.

Men have a high center of gravity, broad shoulders, and narrow hips. Because of this we'll tip over if we sit with our legs together.

She's a parasitic shit-worm. There you go - bad insult and non-gendered!

If I thought I could teach my Boston to do this, I would drop $300 on a roomba right now. But she won't sit still for 5 seconds. She did wear this Christmas headband around for a long time today and that was pretty adorable.

Mmm. Matt Berninger. Dat voice and dat beard.

Virginity is completely culturally constructed—if I've had a tampon in my vagina am I still a virgin? If I've had an ultrasound in my vagina am I still a virgin? If I'm a lesbian and have had all manner of fists and dildos in my vagina am I still a virgin?

Did the kid look like this?

Lest We Forget:

The Oatmeal has it planned out correctly...

Judas Not Allowed to be Priests

My best friend still runs up and farts on me when she has to let one rip. Then she laughs like a psycho movie villain. It's pretty adorable.