I don't understand wasabi mashed potatoes in the first place.
I would like to apologize on the behalf of New Zealand for this horrible excuse for a human being. Most of us a better than that filth.
Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.
"Grohl has shown himself increasingly to be not much more than a rock and roll formalist, the type of man who is a dying breed: guitars and drums subsume all other instruments, where the riff is king and the rock blocks are fully cocked."
I love how your off-hand comment, which any sane person should be able to totally understand exactly what you meant, has utterly derailed the conversation away from this girl's abuse and toward a dissertation on fat acceptance.
OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
I only said I thought he was fat because the 15 yo was severely underweight. Meaning, I bet he isn't missing any meals but yet he can't be bothered to make sure she eats.
I know, I know, I KNOW, I'm victim blaming here, but I don't give a flying fuck: what do you want to bet, based on what we know about the Boobers, that "Jaxon" (UGH WTF) did something to antagonize the dog into biting him?
Then she said "you know we have to stop eating beef, right?" and I realized, shit I'm gonna have to stop eating beef. Right now. A snuggling cow can't be unseen.
It *was* dealing with a traumatic leg injury.
Exactly what I thought! In the updated Cinderella story, her fairy godmother (a sleazy plastic surgeon) tells her to make those titties count because they'll be gone by midnight. Then Cinderella leaves her bra at the ball, the prince makes every woman in the land try it on during his search for Mystery Tits,…
What's the point of dressing like a modest lady if you're going to dance like a godless whore?
OMG! I adopted my cat from the SF SPCA and even though it wasn't through the holiday outreach, this is totally making me think of how it all went down. I had gone to the SF SPCA to adopt a pet on a Friday after work, and I got there like an hour before they closed. I went around for awhile, checking out the…
I was at a store last week . . . I held onto my temper as I passed the pink handled hammers, the pink camo (WTF?) hunting gear, the pink hand weights, etc.
The first time I met one of my husband's cousins, a female who grew up next door to them, the first thing she asked me is what could I possibly have in common with Mr. Bean because he was a huge geek. I'm a huge geek, I replied. "You don't like that Star Wars shit, do you?" she sneered at me. I absolutely adore Star…
I remember when I was 8 years old, back in the 1970's and my grandfather didn't buy me Barbies or kitchens. He got me Matchbox cars and Legos, a Snoopy Snow Cone Maker, an Easy Bake oven and science sets. I miss him so much.
How does squeezing a 10 pound human out a pin-sized hole make a person delicate? I call mega bullshit.