It’s been around sci-fi for a long time, but Ash in Army of Darkness used the phrase before picking up the necronomicon, of course being a comedy he messes it up a few times, mumbles something similar under his breath and accidentally unleashes the living dead. He also attaches a chainsaw to his arm to fight the…

In my mind he has someone to wax that shit off but keep it in all the right places.

That’s the plane truth.

Hey look! It’s Amelia Aircat!

That feline’s flying on a wing and purrer.

“So many women have managed to be compliant and shut the fuck up.”

Penn was pretty damn smart in that he managed to make his Jekyll personality “broody but brilliant Method actor who is just too devoted to his work, man.” So when Madonna and others complained about his horrific temper, physical attacks and alcohol abuse it segued right into “but he’s an ARTIST!”

Let me guess. She likes travel horseback riding and her golden retriever Margo. Dislikes- mean people, rain.

Women aren’t held “at gunpoint, against their will” in emotionally abusive relationships, so do you absolve those husbands/boyfriends as well?

Please be safe.

No stupid questions where I’m from.

Small penis.

I’m going with 12 out of 9 - seriously, he should be dead by now. Unfortunately, he will live well into old age to terrorize many more sex workers, his ex-wives, and assuredly his children. He’s like the cat, he’s survived well beyond expectation and at some point will just piss himself and it’ll of course be on the…

Brooke M is a sexy rok star whom I adore.

I completely disagree with you. Doing good *some* of the time does not keep him off the list of ass holes who abuse people less powerful than him on the reg. Just no.

No, he won’t wonder. They won’t want anything to do with him because they are ungrateful assholes whose minds have been poisoned by their bitch mothers. (In his mind, of course.)

I don’t understand normal people’s willingness to say ugly things about exes to their children.

If there was a cologne that captured Charlie Sheen’s true essence as a human being, what do you think it would smell like? I’d venture: a bicycle seat after a 30 mile ride in July.

It frustrates me that this mess of a human continues to have a career.

That KILLS ME. One of my in-laws (an older one) is named Fanny. Yes, I am an immature cunt, because I giggle every time.