Like bull sharks? Do you guys have those?

But isn’t salt water cuts/bites?

Have you ever watched River Monsters? You may want to rethink the lakes, too. :)

Unless one is competing for a Darwin award, fear of the ocean (and its denizens) is a good thing.

13? As of my starring her, it is 110.

I hear you. I live in a SoCal beach town and I am terrified of the ocean. Some fears are healthy.

Remember that couple with the two kids (toddler and newborn) that wanted to sail from Mexico to wherever? Epic fail.

That’s a pretty good start.

How about ...I’m sea sick from the motion. Nah. Yours is better.

Can you come over to my house now?

I admire your use of the semicolon. I never know when/how to use them.

Thank you.

Is crippling clinical depression considered a mentall illness? Pretty sure it is, as I’ve been told by many kind MDs. I get so depressed I don’t get out of bed for weeks. I wish I could get violent. Violently energetic and happy and somewhat at peace. I wish I’d stop forgetting to breathe because I’m so anxious. I…

Oooh. Can I have one? Actually...both. Can I have both....please? Pretty PLEASE??

Atascadero?

What’s the creepiest, weirdest, scariest whatever-est thing you witness during your time there? I’m going to bed and I need a good story. Seriously. PLEASE?

At first I thought you were asking about the legality of plastic surgery on Minions.

I see what you did there.

Shouldn’t it be your toes that curl, not your blood? Did you mean “curdle”?

Peat moss