I read that as "testicles up, life" and was like...huh?

Mas queso

Uh oh. Vogue says RED is IN. What ARE you going to do?

Exactly.

This reminded me of a time my 20s when mother was visiting me San Francisco. She lives in Europe (thank GOD) and was stopped up after the long flight, so she sent me out to get her favorite remedy: Smooth Move tea from the natural food store down the block. I was also completely out of TP so I bought an incredibly…

My mother used to call me a parasite.

Or maybe "stung"? I'm neither an etymologist nor an entomologist, so what do I know.

Shouldn't it be "bitten"?

The White Fists of Dover

I said it should be Chinga Vista, but I am Deep Gray, so...I like how you think. That is all.

Chula Vista is a misnomer. Chinga Vista is more apropos.

This reminds me of the time my mom decided to see if a certain company was selling her name/addy to others. She purposely misspelled her first name and, sure enough, within a month, she was inundated with junk mail with same misspelling. She be suspicious like that.

Who said anything about dick?

I hate any movie/book that's "all the rage" and boycott simply bc i get sick of hearing about it/them everywhere. The biggies that come to mind are Titanic and Frozen (plus 50 Shades). I dunno. I suppose I'm just a contrarian. My nicknames as a child were Miss Complainy and Miss Contrary. I must've been just lovely to…

thank you kind stranger.

Ugh. TL,CR.

ETA: It may may "simple", according to you, but really, the only pertinent things I gleaned from your comments are:

I don't give a shit what you think.

Amen.

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE! LAY OFF IT! Just reading YOUR comment got ME in a frothing rage. And I'm a chick. You're insufferable.