Twin Peaks

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Duh.

ooooops! Now I have dementia. Sorry itscocopop. YOU are the Kinja Fairy, not Ratched. Well Ratched is too, but I had just read a comment by her (?) and accidently wrote her name and not yours. I'm actually really embarrassed. What an idiot I am. Please forgive my holey brain. :/

I concur. 1970 all the way! I like being an old.

Am I still gray? Or am I now black? And are you responsible for this? If so, thank you Ratched Kinja Fairy. Plus, my ex's last name is Gray. Double delight.

Good! I'll be 45 in June. I don't mind getting old bc the older I get, the more I get to let my crazy out, of which I have an endless supply apparently. But it's the "Good" crazy, not the "Bad" crazy. So there's that!

I'm a good egg! 1970. I'm REALLY bad at math, so 1970 is an easy-ish year for me to accurately to calculate my age.

"You are the most ungrateful children I have ever met" was my mother's go-to defense. I once told her she should have either aborted or relinquished me for adoption.

My mother told my sister and I that we were "nothing but a bunch of parasites". I was ten and she was twelve. So much for sticks and stones...

Wacha FTW.

*Cyst and Decease

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