She'll be okay. It's all downhill from here.

You— You're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.

I watch CBS in the morning because im old.

11.Left talents in South Beach. Finding decent movers in Miami is a bitch.

I had always given these people the benefit of the doubt, I found them annoying but they seemed to really love each other. This is just sad to hear.

This is not just a "rich people" issue. I know plenty of middle class people in safe neighborhoods that get super pissed when carloads of kids from poorer areas get dropped off. Frankly I never understood the big deal. More kids means less candy for me to deal with later. Besides, if *I* lived in a less than safe…

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

"Ah, read about this," guy says at the beginning. Left out: "on Foodspin."

Kolb recalls the precise moment he knew he was done

12 Years a Salve is going to be the name of my new African Shea Butter Etsy shop.

Well shit.

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

For the benefit of all moms, future moms, and happily child-free friends of moms, I will share the words of my amazing pediatrician when it became clear that breastfeeding was not going to work for me and my son despite my increasingly frantic efforts:

Shut your mouth! Fried okra is deeeeeelicious.

Kind of a reverse of your experience, I was fortunate to have my Dad coach my 3rd grade baseball team. He was very chill with all of us and made for a friendly encouraging environment at practices. One kid on our team was a pretty good all around athlete but his dad insisted on participating in practices and games and…

You understand that dealing with difficult authority figures is a lesson kids need to learn early, because they'll be doing it for their entire life, and that your going out there and making a scene is likely more detrimental to your kid's wellbeing than getting yelled at by a baseball coach.

So I'm a relatively NEW dad, but I can't imagine that if my kid starts Little League and I'm present to witness a coach yelling at her, that I wouldn't completely fly off the handle and get in the coach's face and start throwing bases around, Pinella-style. How do you restrain yourself? It's got to be insanely…

Bro, do you even music? This man is so amazing I'm terrified to get his album!

Gotta give it to him - the man can sing. The vocals in every live session I've seen have been outstanding.

Tried this a couple weeks ago. The hibiscus really balanced out that beer.