More than anything else, this demonstrates under the new wild card format there's a vas deferens between squeezing into the playoffs and being stuck on the outside.

Reporter: So those goggles, is that a reference to Steve Smith's earlier comments?

It's widespread changes like these that makes me think that Ballmer's Clippers will Excel during the 2014-15 NBA season.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Ugh, I made the mistake of watching the video. Why the hell would you trot out Herm Edwards to react to this reporting? Of course, the only thing that lunkhead even noticed was the reports that Harbaugh wanted to cut Rice. "Good for you, Coach Harbaugh!?" That's what you fucking got out of that report, Herm? You…

I just finished reading that article. Wow, wow, and wow!

It's delicious if your idea of a fun meal involves oral lacerations and a chipped tooth.

CLAM JUICE SHOULD NOT BE A THING.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

It just fucking sucks that this guy of all people is effectively punished with a short timeout.

Kristin: Hi hun, how'd the game go tonight?

1) It raises the boiling temperature of the water, which means the water is a lot hotter when you add pasta to it, which helps prevent the water from cooling down to tepidity when the room-temperature pasta enters it. This means the pasta spends less time in the water; it also improves the texture of the cooked pasta.

Yes. After "use water," and "cook it with heat," salting your pasta water is the most important part of making good pasta.

Okay you folks of the she started it persuasion, also the it's their business not our's school of thought, and jump on board ye of the group known as I met him and he's such a nice guy experience. Gather round all of you 27's and supporters of the same and answer silly old me one question. What was that going on after…

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

Pfft. Julian Edelman gives you the same performance for only, like, half the number of amphetamines....

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

Qatar?