She did Adele last year with her dad on acoustic. Easier to hear her voice in this one:

This is the sweetest thing I've seen today. Violet can actually sing, too!

If you’re getting the Bojanges sandwich instead of the biscuit, you’re not living your best life.

There are very few things I miss food-wise living in Chicago, and one of the biggest is Bojangles. I’d trade every Chick Fil-A in the city for one centrally-located Bojangles.

Kane was able.

A theme.   You can’t score five DONKs without a theme.

Obligatory.

God this is so eerily similar to what happened to me, same injury, generally same set of circumstances (had been drinking but not overly so), same general consequence. Thank you for sharing this experience. It brings me back to that scary time but it’s also oddly cathartic for someone to go through something so…

WIFE: Do you want the windows open?
ME: Nah, I’m fine.
WIFE: Okay I’ll open the windows a little.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

BREAKING: The bros have been traded to the Yankees for two mannequins and a dead guy wearing sunglasses to be named later.

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

Eh, lifelong NC State fan here and Duke really doesn’t bother me in terms of rivalry. Sure it feels good if we beat them but that is mainly because they are always such a good team. My dislike of Carolina comes from their fans, most of which couldn’t ever get into the school and the others think it is a good idea to…

Oh, she did not have his shit. From https://deadspin.com/larry-nassar-in-letter-to-judge-listening-to-victims-s-1822203963

Even though she was never the “premiere” talent on the two teams she was on she always clearly seemed the most physically and mentally strong. What an amazing person. I am deeply sorry for her and the other gymnasts that had to endure this abuse. I hope she and the other survivors burn it all to the ground.

“freshly bang-ed Bryce Dallas Howard” is a confusing phrase.

I can’t stop thinking about McKayla. The way she was so visible, so talented, so beautiful and sassy and fun, all the while in pain and being molested. Her poise and strength and bravery are unbelievable. That she had to be so strong and brave is infuriating.

My heart breaks for her, not only for the abuse she suffered but that she (and so many others) felt like she couldn’t say anything to anyone. There will always be predators, unfortunately, but that so many women (and men, too) feel afraid to speak out about their abuse is a collective failing on all of us. Hopefully,…