Man I hope those manslaughter charges go forward. If we could just lock up a few bankers too, people might just start considering their actions a bit.

Bragging that your super high end sports car that we should all envy has already endured massive repair costs in just over a month is great news! I guess articles about your super reliable average sedan under $30k doesn’t really pay the bills. I’d make a small penis joke but why pile on.

Today’s V8 puts out the same HP as any previous V8's for the past 50 years. 4's and 6's are where the engineering dollars are going today. Grab one while you can, V8's are dead men walking.

I was referring to the golden age for muscle cars, late 60's early 70's. Who refers to the 90's as the muscle car era?

When big oil makes $51 billion in profit in 3 months, I doubt they’re actively pushing for lower oil prices. Thank the Saudi’s for that, not Exxon. Not that I’d mind it staying this low, but I hardly doubt it.

Yes, I’m sure the point of the article was to entice readers to run out and grab a McDonalds cheeseburger. Don’t apologize for Gawker, it won’t get you out of the greys.

I was going to comment that gas was only $.34 a gallon back then and so today’s cars need to be more efficient, hence the move to high performance V6's. Adjusted for inflation though, it’s about where we are today however I don’t expect that to remain steady. Big oil prefers $4 prices.

Does the Accord come with 335 HP, FE3 suspension components, including dampers, rear cradle mounts, ball-jointed rear toe links and stabilizer bars. 20-inch forged aluminum wheels wrapped in Goodyear Eagle F1 245/40R20 tires at the front and 275/35R20s at the rear? Get off the V8 train, times are a changing.

Very interesting. I wonder who else was to blame for spreading this bullshit. Oh yeah, you guys.

By quit do you mean...

“his wifes”

Shilling for beer immediately after your greatest sports achievement is shallow to say the least. Somehow it doesn’t have the same charm as “I’m going to Disney World” even though that place is fucking hell on earth for any sane person.

I’m size 11 but I guess I could cut the toe out like those hideous boots women wear these days. At least half the population can’t laugh at me.

Kobe Bryant will trade you for his.

Can you say sensory fucking overload. Can’t I just watch with a beer and a few buddies and not need 6 $300 headsets and some asshole breaking through my wall and popups about my fantasy team while spinning a hologram of the game on my fucking coffee table. Jesus Christ. Call me old all you want. I’m in my late…

Oh look, they’re eating their young. Pass the popcorn.

Mental health checks on gun buyers would’ve prevented this. I’m a doctor and those three obviously suffer from derp.

You said it not me. NOT ME AARON!

Somewhat in the same area, when I buy a new car (my job pays for it, don’t hammer me for buying new please) I always insist no tacky dealership sticker or I’ll walk. They balk sometimes but I’m like, I agreed to buy your vehicle, not be a rolling billboard for you.