But let us dispel with the the fiction that Marco Rubio isn’t a robot; Rubio knows exactly that he’s a robot.

Go home Russia, you’re drunk.

...cooked beef?

A U.S. pegasus bladder is smaller than an imperial measurement pegasus bladder though, adding further confusion.

+1 for excellent use of ‘upper decking’

My favorite thing about this game is that when you reach an unwinnable state, it displays a big banner reading “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

Based on the letter I would be a lot more terrified to be Tom Brady than Bob Kraft

Just like every corked bat was “only meant for batting practice”.

I’m a very casual cyclist and even my bike is completely tuned to my measurements, from the seat post to my handlebars stem. This is excuse is so ridiculous.

Yep, I used to ride in the overhead sleeper of our truck camper - a thinly constructed 2x2, plywood, and aluminum. Hell, I was small enough back then to climb through the window up there.

I grew up vaguely when you did, but we were always in station wagons (rattling around the cargo area) or pickup trucks (yes, back there sometimes).

How about using his mugshot like every other major news outlet?

There’s plenty of stuff on the moon that wasn’t placed by humans - just look at all of the Russian landers. Don’t get me wrong - I still believe we landed humans there, but there are plenty of explanations for man-made objects being up there.

Sam, its not the snowstorm. They just realized they have to depend on you for their formative years

...and that’s how babies are born.

I’m no fan of Nazis