We did the pickup bed too. My dad was safety conscious though and so no sitting on the wheel wells boys!

Honest to God true story. When I was 3 or 4, my parents would have me sleep up in the back window in the area where your rear speakers would be. We would be heading for Cedar Point on the turnpike in the early morning hours with 5 other people in a 76 Mercury Cougar. I remember the heat from the sun beating down would…

Cheating in cycling? Who’d a thunk it.

I do something similar when I get unrequested boob pics. I contact the woman’s father on facebook and request his blessing to marry her.

Oh, it’s a video...

Wow, he goes from Duck Dynasty to Harry and the Hendersons in a flash.

I’m an industrial/OEM account manager for factory automation products which is fancy for “I sell the shit”. In twenty years when I’m negotiating a raise with some AI developed compensation algorithm, I’ll have no one to blame but myself I guess.

I don’t understand the need for three sets of anal beads. One set sure, but three is just showing off.

Ann Coulter is human.

There’s a retro-reflector up there you can bounce an earth based laser off. Of all the theories, this one angers me the most. It’s the easiest to disprove yet most widely held.

These are great! I’ve only read a few and I already cancelled my plans to binge watch Alf on Netflix. There’s always tomorrow anyway.

That bastard. Next time I tour Hearst Castle, I’m totally upper decking the place.

I believe 500 days of Kristen is actually written by Kristen and part of her plan to make us hate Allie Jones more than Jay Cutler.

Someone needs to start posting only the low points in their life to social media. If in some alternate reality, I participated in social media, that version of me would be an instant follower.

If you’re supposed to go through proper channels, how exactly do you communicate that someone above you sucks?

Where I live, a small group of well-to-do locals tried to “clear” the local river of debris like fallen trees, etc. that were making it difficult for the jet ski’s I guess. Fellow fishermen raised all hell and luckily, the cover remains today. The case had to be made repeatedly that fish populations rely on this…

He turned it sideways. That’s a killshot!

Step one: gather top cover on bed.