Yes, I remember them talking about this on one of the DVDs. Sometimes he also sort of drug a line out for this reason, like, “did I ever tell you when I was a kid I had a sssssssilver dollar collection?” 

He was a guest programmer once on Turner Classic Movies, where one of the movies he chose was A Night at the Opera and he recounted seeing it on release at 7 years old, where he just had the barest comprehension of what was going on with the Great Depression but still instinctively knew that seeing so many people…

YOU! Kruger! My son tells me your company STINKS! You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe...

The tradition of Festivus begin with the airing of grievances, and I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE.

I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night.

Greatest line readings:

Mission accomplished!

You might want to just give up on the troll. They were on the root this morning basically saying that black people are lazy and stupid and that is why no there are no black countries that are doing well.

Don't feed the troll. The person crowing about whataboutism when their only response to being called out as racist is saying 'You're the real racist!' Is not worth engaging. 

Especially someone who has NO CLUE who you are! I get having personal enemies - people who have directly wronged you, like a cheating ex or a friend who betrays your trust... and I hate Betsy DeVos and her Cheeto Overlord as much as anyone... but how do you hate on someone for reading a book to her child and to…

just go ahead and call her n-word, we both know it’s sizzling on the tip of your coated tongue ;)

Yeah, I’m firmly in “those toilets aren’t going to scrub themselves” mode. Life rarely gives you perfect options, but if you have to pick between unpalatable options, Biden is far, far, far less unpalatable than Donald Trump is. We’re very soon going to be receiving 3,000 daily reminders that the most important asset…

“George McClellan (Gullible George) has been TOTALLY UNFAIR to me even after I gave him command of the Union Army and got his shorts handed to him by Robert E. Lee, a very fine individual”

This reeks of the kinds of people who proclaim that “they’re so sick of drama.”

Trump is treated far better than he deserves. He’s openly hostile to most of the press regardless of question. CNN could ask for his thoughts on the weather and he’d call them fake news and demand to know why they’re being so hostile. The man is a delusional, self-aggrandizing blowhard who treats everyone with…

I have a bottle of the same 16yo Lavgulin he was holding that I’m saving at home for a special occasion. I’m just hoping something worthy occurs some time soon...

As a committed yet cynical P&R fan I came to this with a bit of trepidation, but it was done oh, so well. I needed this kind of warm and sentimental goodness that also had some excellent satirical bite here and there. Exceeded my expectations and made me very happy. Oh Little Sebastian...

Ok they'll cancel it or you could just not watch it. Some people would like it. 

Watch This offers movie recommendations inspired by new releases, premieres, current events, or occasionally just our own inscrutable whims. This week: With Black Widow postponed, we’re looking back on the best performances by Scarlett Johansson.

The whole thing is worth a watch, whether you’re a theater nerd or a secret theater nerd who knows all the lyrics to Oklahoma but would never sing them in front of you, for your sake (hi!). To be perfectly honest, I’m not even all that familiar with Sondheim, though my favorite episode of Documentary Now is the one…