Does the line open early for seniors like grocery stores are doing now? Asking for my nonagenarian grandma.

And at least Max Brooks is promoting social distancing.

I’ve never watched soap operas but I laughed so hard at Vanessa Bayer talking about General Hospital wackiness on Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman’s podcast. I highly recommend that episode.

I adore this movie! It’s a romantic comedy that’s actually funny. The back and forths between the Mickey/Ellen saga and the friends waiting at the restaurant are delightful. I also love that Julie Kavner and Richard Masur are reunited from their Rhoda days.

Poor unfortunate soul.

I never really got into Friends but of the episodes I’ve seen, I would have watched a show called The Gellars that focused on Ross, Monica, and their parents. Chandler can hang out. I can do without Phoebe even though I think Lisa Kudrow has been comedically brilliant in other things.

I nominate Amber Ruffin to start hosting all the things.

Trump was always more of an Access Hollywood guy anyway.

It was like running over hot coals every time.

-“This is Bob. His wife is dead.”

I love Return to Me but haven’t watched it in a while because I’ve soured a bit on David Duchovny. It’s a really sweet and actually funny and I want Bonnie Hunt to make more movies.

The world wants to know!

I know! It’s not even like, good for a non-singer actor, it’s just GOOD. Here’s more, you’re welcome.

YUP!

I didn’t have strong feelings for or against Jake Gyllenhaal until I heard him sing. Singing + dog-saving = me swooning.

It’s like the worst timeline Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover.

Maybe it’s a Bay Area thing.

I’m on the west coast and Jeopardy has always been first. As soon as the contestants on Jeopardy start shaking hands at the end, it’s a scramble to change the channel before Pat and Vanna make their entrance.

Also why I’m never going on Wheel of Fortune.