And set to “Hooked on Classics,” no less. What a time capsule.

Oh, I live for 80s award/variety show musical numbers. Remember Night of 100 Stars?

This absurdity happened at the same Oscar ceremony. What a time to be alive!

Remember how his wife wore dresses without sleeves and suggested exercising sometimes? It’s like the whole family was toxic!

I had no opinion of Imagine Dragons until I learned more about them today. I now have an opinion of them (it’s positive!)

And they’re so BORING. I tried watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians years ago. Khloe exhibited some personality. Everybody else came off like cyborgs who mastered contouring. I enjoy the occasional trash reality show but it was so dull.

Is it anything like Cougar Town promised?

Alex is super awkward. Whenever he has to make small talk with the contestants, all he can ever think to say in response no matter the topic of conversation is “Good for you.” I cringe every time. But I also can’t imagine the show without that.

I haven’t seen The Four Musketeers but that version of The Three Musketeers is so, so fun.

They should at least park a taco truck on that street corner.

I love your comment and all the subsequent comments revealing how many Best in Show fans are in the house.

Did you read his book Party of One? I loved it so much that I stretched out reading it over three months. I didn’t want to finish it.

Mark McGrath was surprisingly delightful on those VH1 I Love the 80s specials.

It’s fun to rewatch just to catch all the little production details. And it wasn’t until my second viewing that I noticed Marc Maron bopping awkwardly in the background of the “Makeover” music video.

Waiting for Guffman never, ever gets old.

She held a door open for me at a bookstore once. Selective social manners?

I use “as if children know anything of science!” in conversation whenever possible.

Here are some of the party decorations.

Wow, that was really buried in the depths of my brain!