Starting in middle school, I’d go to my mom’s office for a couple of hours until she was done. I loved it. Her office had bean bag chairs and computers with the Interweb!

I gave up on love after Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman called it quits.

Portrait of Teenage Weariness.

Good lord, do I miss Mr. Rogers.

Bruno Kirby and Carrie Fisher “casually” deciding to share a cab at the end of the unsuccessful double date was pretty brilliant. That and the split screen phone call.

The indignant tone of “Draw SOMETHING resembling ANYTHING!” is my favorite thing about the Pictionary scene.

My dad always liked to point out that comedic actors often turned in the best dramatic performances. Maybe it is the fearlessness!

One afternoon when we were 12, my best friend and I got sucked into a marathon of a Korean soap opera called See-Saw Game for a few hours by accident. Is it not the greatest name for a soap opera? Although, I tried to look it up later and never could find any information about it. I suppose it’s possible my friend and…

Remember when he had Bieber hair? I laughed so hard the first time I saw it. I thought it was a joke.

Take it from an X-Files fan: don’t do it. Okay, Season 11 is actually mostly very good but the finale is probably going to destroy any goodwill the rest of the episodes had to offer. And Season 10 (with the exception of two episodes) was a freaking nightmare.

Occasionally I had confidence in my patience to make a bag of assorted gummies last longer than five minutes, but I usually got that huge jawbreaker in the interest of a longer, sustainable sugar high. It was my version of an economic debate.

I think my first ever official tween girl outing to the mall, we were on a mission to buy yin yang and/or peace sign necklaces at Claire’s followed by lunch at Sbarro and dessert in the form of a giant jawbreaker from the Sweet Factory. Best $20 I’d ever spent at that point.

It’s like a whole movie of that scene in Sex and the City 2 where Miranda and Charlotte toast to the mothers who don’t have paid help while they’re staying in a fancy hotel in Abu Dhabi for free.

How do these people go on to real jobs when they age out of the MTV Challenge world?

Seriously, I was just wondering what level of uproar we would have witnessed had Obama even unknowingly waved politely at a porn star in a crowd of people.

“Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar” is tied with “Nevada State...Penitentiary!” for best delivery.

At this exact moment, I’m going with the Mr. T PSA.

Based on the presenters I enjoyed most tonight, yes please, Haddish/Rudolph for hosts. Either them or Eva Marie Saint.

When I first watched Funny Girl as a kid, I was legit confused by everyone in the film (including Fanny herself) talking about how not cute she was supposed to be. I thought Barbra was so. stunning.

I was really into Broadway as a kid and I remember being so excited when PBS aired a Great Performances episode of Cats. I couldn’t wait to see this musical I’d heard so much about. Less than five minutes in, 10 year old me was like: “Dafuq?” It is so cheesy but not in a fun way.