That's what I thought.

This is one of those things that I cover my eyes and shudder even if I watch it alone. It was such a disaster that no one remembers the "I Wanna Be An Oscar Winner" number which I think is even more cringe-worthy. Patrick Dempsey! Ricki Lake! Jan from The Office! Chad Lowe!

I love Beach Blanket Babylon. It does not translate well to a big stage like the Oscars.

This scene is the reason I spent my childhood thinking Joan Rivers was the greatest.

Maybe when network television runs out of dancing, ice skating, and diving show ideas, we'll get Celebrity Book Reports.

The traffic to Park Place is just terrible.

Angry Dan is the best Dan. See also reviews for Work It and H8r.

True. But it was a movie and perhaps they wanted to set a good example more than anything else.

His family was awesome.

UH OH!

Add "Yakety Sax" to anything and it gets 100% more hilarious. Except weirdly for Benny Hill which I never found funny.

Too bad nothing could have defused the situation.

YES! With a smidge of this.

It worked for these two. Now that I think of it, all three of Parks and Rec's weddings were sort of ambush affairs.

I look forward to his next album, Preschool Dropout, featuring T.I., Rihanna, and The Wiggles.

No, that was the MTV couples reality show curse. Different ridiculous curse!

HA! I forgot Ryan Cabrera existed.

RuPaul Rudd. This should happen.

The way he's going, Paul Rudd is on track to become the cutest 100 year old ever.

That was great...but who did a lankier lip sync than Stephen Merchant? WHO?!