I guess it’s only a matter of time before an actual one in a million case comes up...

wow. i read that and said the same out loud. then scrolled down to find that the first comment indicates that i’m in very good company. so at least there’s that.

“If we take care of morality,” David Brumbaugh, a Republican Representative in Oklahoma’s House , said during deliberations, “God will take care of the economy.”

I really need to know what happened 10 years ago to Taco Tuesday.

Reason #4,598,098 why people should ditch organized religion, ESPECIALLY if you are a woman.

it’s a slice from a mini-pizza. The actual size of the uncut pie:

Canadians are not swooning over Trudeau en mass. Yes, he’s running an excellent PR game that is focused on identifying and reinforcing shared Canadian values - this is a welcome change in course from the divisive language of the Conservatives; but, we have not given up on holding our leaders accountable. See: https://w…

Hey, all. I’ve been very excited for the past few days because I got a job interview in the UK. They’re flying me out in a couple of weeks and everything! The idea of getting this job and having to pick up my life and start over is a little scary, but it’s nice to get an interview after weeks of leads that went…

God, I love this!!!! I have 4 kids, trying to get in shape, it’s really hard *for me* because I don’t love to sweat. I’m a musician and on a day when I was in a class and everyone was doing burpees and I was whimpering through them—clearly the worst of the whole class—inside of my head I was asking, “yeah, but...how…

Excellent points. There’s a lot to life. But there are only 24 hours in a day. I’m glad I’ve had periods in life when I’ve been obsessed with physical fitness, but I’m also glad I bothered to become a master gardener, to learn how to cook, to read until my eyeballs dropped out, to learn about astronomy, camp, ride…

I hate it when people are assholes.

Pretty much. And if it was some sort of weird mandatory requirement to be as solid as a rock, my excuse would be that I like life too much. I need time for reading, singing, piano, baking, wine and chats. I like these things and they make me happy. They make me happier than rock body would.

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

Sneaky bastads

Lol, the 3 year old fakes injuries to try to get the five year old in trouble. She was distracted with something, but homegirl would have ratted out her older sister in a second otherwise.

I babysat last Friday and in the time it took me to put a lid on dinner leftovers and set it to the fridge the 1 year old got halfway up the stairs and the 5 year old climbed the outside of the bannister up to the 2nd floor. Thankfully, the 3 year stayed in one location.

So, no, you can’t accomplish anything while…

Artisan? Child, offer up photos of these things you have made by hand. Thank you.

Signed, Female Motherfucking Welders of America

It was nice to be able to talk to female students and professors about science and logic because that’s just such a man’s world.