Ah, but that’s the Protestants. With the Catholics, you need faith and good works.

Wow, 24! People know a lot of stuff at 24.

I once used “stone fruits” and a tasting note for a wine and then was completely unable to convince a woman that our wine would not trigger her allergy.

I have an idea. What if apple came up with this concept, and paid each of these very popular artists huge sums of money to appear in these commercials? I find them entertaining, but I’m a boob.

Ha. I amused myself thinking of buckle-on socks, and such.

Hello all! I’ve not been in the mood to post lately but I wanted to let you know that I’m pregnant! Almost 5 weeks along and though I know it’s super early to tell people, I’d love to get some advice on how to get better rest and stop feeling so damn tired all the time! Seriously, this tiny embryo is just sucking away…

My kids went to the dentist and my older one actually spoke! And had this creepy x Ray done! Hopefully she’s over her dentist fear because we have an orthodontist referral. Boo.

BEAUTY THREAD!

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

That purse accessory is a Tribble and a harbinger of doom and destruction. So, both fluffy and timely.

He’s not an MD, but a phd.

That’s fair.

You’ll find out when you are 56.

Also, Ford was married at the time. I feel very old right now since I seem to be the only one who isn’t totes cool with adultery.

Me: “Yeah, I’d love to, but I’m going to the reflexologist at 4:00.”
My college roommate: “Seriously? You buy all that woo?”
Me: “Fuck no. But I sure as hell am going to pay someone to massage my feet for an hour.”

The best part of any haircut - getting your hair shampooed and your head massaged

Call them what they are Pro-Birthers. Everything they stand for is all about the birth. Cutting medical coverage, education & welfare pretty much prove they don’t give a flying fig once the fetus actually become a child.

Me and my sister learnt at 3 that the final few pages of the selfish giant made her sob.

I tweeted her a tweet because I despise her and that’s how I deal with my feelings.

I did a day blacksmithing today. Hitting hot metal and transforming into actually rather attractive things. Making something is a great way to get out of a bad space