All I can see is Rat Rat screaming “Damn it James, you are NOT dying on me! You’re gonna make it!” But we all know James is fucking dead.

One of my former editors was (is?) good friends with Dr. Zizmor.

I am currently finishing some applications to go back to school in the fall to become a speech therapist! Come Monday I will be going to my old high school and community college to have my transcripts go out. I'm actually really excited to be going back.

I got a very nice Christmas present in the form of a promotion away from a seriously toxic boss. My resolution is to not permit myself to be mistreated in the new office.

Brilliant!

That sounds wonderful! And a happy 2016 to you and your family as well!

does one of them REALLY not understand the difference between looking and grabbing? has he never been in an museum?

Is she wearing a tiara made of capacitors?

Glad you like it! I’d love if we all came back a year from now and shared some of our rememberlution highlights!

My post is a bit long, and I’m sorry for it. :)

I’m resolving to make being kind to myself my full-time job. I wrote and re-wrote a long-winded paragraph about it and decided to delete the whole thing. I don’t have to justify this - I believe a lot of women will understand the discomfort in stating a resolution like this and the need to explain why. Part of the art…

Mine are:

WOOOO! My hair has been “normal” colored for FAR TOO LONG. My brother posted a pic of my grandmother from Xmas and her hair is pink on the sides and blue on top (she’s 79 and gives zero fucks). So it’s definitely time for me to re-embrace my punk rock roots and get some color on.

First they came for the sugar
and I did not care
because I had already given up sugar
Then they came for the carbs
and I did not care
because sourdough is expensive
Then they came for the meat
and I did not care
because really I prefer fish
Then they came for legumes
and there was no one left

not to mention that she has so many resources at her disposal, far and beyond Weight Watchers, and can’t keep the weight off, so why would I, Joe Public, think Weight Watchers was going to do the trick?

My diet resolution for the new year...

Exactly my thought. Cannot blame this one on the millennials.

I know (hope) that part of the chill pope thing is ironic, but I really wish it would stop. Nothing about this poor is materially different from prior popes, and there is no radical departure from Catholic doctrine. This is ALL branding, and everyone who uses the chill pope moniker is buying into it.

Someone explained the name “Naveah” to me. I’m not sorry to see it go.

This Pope may be "chill", but he is still Catholic after all.