But if that’s case the case, between the Boy Scouts’ long history of institutional homophobia and the fact they’ve reportedly considered bankruptcy to deal with mounting legal costs over sex abuse lawsuits, personally I’ll just figure out how to build a campfire myself.

Look, when it comes to Scouts I have a very simple policy. Either sell me cookies or fuck off with your camping bullshit. 

Super Bowl snacks............go big or go home.

Easily one of the most underrated actresses working right now. Her body of work is incredible and interesting and complex. I watched “The Kindergarten Teacher” twice in a row because I was so blown away with her performance I needed to almost process it deeper. Sherrybaby, The Secretary, she’s totally remarkable. She…

And Keanu really deserves your adoration because he is the best.

Who on earth though The Day After Tomorrow was good?

My face when I try to understand why Frida Garza chooses to write the worst takes on the internet (see also: eggnog is mayonnaise)

I’ve always found his sister to be 100% more talented and attractive. 

Your argument begins with insisting that The Day After Tomorrow is *good*.

No, you could well br correct still.

Ditto (about our detention centers and ICE) from an American.

The torture centre known as Manus makes me so fucking ashamed to be Australian. Well, there’s so many things that make me hang my head but this is the crust on the shit sandwich. We have failed these poor buggers. We’re still failing them. I hate the xenophobia and arrogance and narrow-mindedness that rules my beloved…

Henry the VIII’s 5th wife was beheaded for her sluttery.

HEADLESS PEOPLE! YES.

“The pursuit of happiness” is often quoted but never understood. It was originally coined by Francis Hutchinson and described the feeling of selflessly helping others which would make you happy. If I remember correctly Thomas Jefferson was mentored by one of Hutchinson’s students that came to America from Scotland.…

Truly secretive or private rich people cannot be found without effort.

Nothing wrong with getting rich. Especially self made people. But I hate the ones that, once they get there, they do everything to pull the ladder up behind them. Pay your fucking taxes, man. Your lucky to be in this country where they are relatively low. And where you can use your money to influence the law. And…

I very much enjoyed the episodes, and I look forward to this. Will they remake the polaroids?! 

Lol, my porn viewing habits beg to differ! People are flexible, yo!

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