I’ve always believed that when God tells a politician to run for office, at the same time God is telling the rest of us “Do not vote for this person!”

“My oldest is a girl. I think it’s very important for her to see—even at this age—that as a woman, she can do anything that she sets out to do.”

This, precisely. She knows better. Unlike Trump, she’s not delusional. She just chose her shitty gods, and is serving them out of meanness, bigotry,  and spite.

Unrelated: I have taken up meditation and highly recommend the Calm app.

How many of you here realize that CBN is controlled by Pat Robertson? Yep, THAT PAT ROBERTSON.

They’ll be teenagers some day. Remember what Reagan’s son thought of his father’s policies.

I realize I have always just assumed this woman was at least a decade or two older than me, but reading now that she has young kids and she’s only 3 years older is...astounding to say the least. Best aging tip I guess is to avoid being evil.

I know it’ll probably never happen, but how awkward would it be if her kid asks her why she lies for a living.

She can bring home the bacon, and foment xenophobia, hatred of the poor, and spout religious dogma. She’s a modern lady!

Ah! Carry on.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said the quiet part loud again on Wednesday, describing Democrats’ attempt to pass a bill that makes Election Day a federal holiday as a “power grab.” Okay, Mitch! 

“I’d punch you out but I’d drop my ice cream!” surely the cry of the true leader and king.

You are not alone.

It’s obvious Trup hates the Intelligence agencies since he has nothing to do with intelligence.

Also, I think it does matter. Otherwise he wouldn’t have mentioned it. 

$50 on ICE!

Am I the only one that almost breaks his mouse-wheel when scrolling past the fuckface-in-chief’s tweets?

Oh, bless you Mitch McConnell, for expressly admitting that when more people can vote, democrats win. 

A new Washington Post-ABC News poll indicates that a majority of Americans say they will “definitely not” vote for Trump in 2020. A majority of Americans give me trust issues though!!!

Cut the BS, Christie.  We all know you just didn’t want to drop your ice cream.