Flannel everything!

Yeah, I kind of feel like “Nobody should be murdered for their political opinion” is one of those statements that if you ever find yourself adding the word ‘but...’ to it, you seriously need to rethink your life.

and a white one at that.

It is physically impossible for Kushner to grow a beard, I’m sure of it. 

You think he can? 

Of course the conservative AOC is a man. 

The state reptile!

So... his problem with Khashoggi is that he was a journalist who expressed a political opinion?? Has heard of a journalism outlet called Fox News? There’s a place for straightforward just the facts journalism, and I totally support it, but there is also a legitimate place for people who have been investigating a…

It’s hand-sewn and woven from my cat’s fur, which is an apparently inexhaustible resource. ;-)

Okay, so if AOC is to the left of the mainstream progressive wing of the Democratic party, and he wants to be to the right of the mainstream far-right wing of the Republican party, that means...he wants to be a hot shit open fascist? Am I reading that right?

He’s smiling & frowning at the same time. Amazing. 

Speaking as a heterosexual women, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is so much hotter.

I think what he’s saying is he wants us all to shit our pants in fear every time we see him, rather than pointing and laughing the way we do now.

How about you aspire to be....I dunno....a decent human being first.

They periodically pick up the parts that fall off, and staple them together to make a new Hapsburg. The spares get elected by the GOP with surprising frequency, in my opinion.

“Gaetz claims that the only thing standing in the way of his aspiration is that he ‘can’t dance for shit.’” 

Ma is a model frontier wife and mother: she coaxes delicious pie out of an unripe pumpkin, mends dresses, lets out hems when there is no money for fabric, and fashions new dresses out of flowered calico cotton when there is. She drives a team of horses and their covered wagon across a creek in a flash flood, saves…

Bless his heart.

I didn’t know the Hapsburgs were still around. 

🎶 Oh, God I’ll laugh if it’s Kellyanne 🎶