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I know you’re being snarky, but Biden is actually doing a great job building his coalition.  He has the black vote, the wine mom vote and the white working class vote.  

He wants universal pre-k and I want my $10.

Yes!  The Last Holiday is so good!  I read somewhere that the role was originally supposed to go to John Candy before he passed.  She totally hits all his beats in it!

I’ll go to my grave screaming that Elon Musk stole Tesla from its original founders, Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

Let’s just take his assertion that this is incredibly misogynist satire at face value. He also threw coffee and stalked a reviewer who didn’t like his book. He also had to leave another job for harassing a coworker based on her gender. Why do people keep giving this guy a chance?

That’s a bullshit take. Sanders saw a woman running with a detailed substantial platform and reduced it to a woman saying, “Vote for me because I’m female.”

VICE was a racist magazine started by a racist hipster who was kicked out for being more racist than is acceptable in the already racist hipster community. I am also very shocked that racists work for a racist media conglomerate.

No. There’ll always some bullshit bar that favors white people. For college admissions, Asians aren’t considered “well-rounded” enough, whatever that means.

It goes further than that. Ulysses Motherfucking Grant was born in Ohio.

Okay, Inspector Javert. You’ll capture prisoner 24601 yet!

But we’ll still pronounce journalist David Fahrenthold’s name correctly, right? I mean, fuck this guy, obviously, but the other Fahrenthold is responsible for covering Trump’s financial ethics problems.

“I’m gonna hold my nose and vote for Hillary Clinton, a center-right corporatist and war hawk whose record and allegiances, where they are not actively hostile to most of what I care about most deeply in my capacity as a citizen, at best only happen here and there upon a fitful, accidental, momentary quasi-agreement

For serious. Did you see that bullshit article here a few days ago about how the Democrats working with the three Republicans to prevent the skinny repeal was a bad thing? They have good intentions, but good intentions mean jack shit when you get diagnosed with cancer.

I am in the country. Rural central Texas. People out here are aggressively petty and vindictive. I know so many people out here just waiting for a break in so they can shoot someone. My friend’s husband posted this on facebook. This is what the country is like.

I just don’t get how Stassa can turn an incredible blow against the Republican party on their keystone issue into a defeat for the democrats. This was a win! The Democrats won last night! What they did in attracting moderate Republicans worked! The minority party managed to stop healthcare from being repealed.

Who do you think is the democratic base? History and statistics tells me that it is black women over the age of 30. They voted for her 97%. Even more would have voted, but voter suppression ala Shelby v Holder in the midwest prevented that.

What disaster? You mean the one that the Democrats stopped by voting as a block?

Depressingly, that same woman was later accused of practicing identity politics by progressive purists.

Yeah, Democrats! How dare you try to take back power in the face of relentless voter suppression and gerrymandering!