I really don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, I see that it’s important for someone who committed a crime to be removed from power. On the other, I don’t like the idea that someone who committed a crime should never have a job, or never have a “good” job that they can enjoy. The best compromise…

Small quibble — the Buckets weren’t American. Charlie bought his Wonka bar because he found 50 pence in the snow (children’s librarian here).

No shit. Also:

It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.

Seriously, Jane is great at some stuff but that was terrible advice. She’s somebody I would absolutely be friends with IRL but I’d always be “Oh girl, NO” whenever she tried to give advice. I don’t think I’ve read a single column of Ask Jane yet that hasn’t made me angry. :(

what the f kind of advice did you give to question 1

He looks like the hippie you’re not supposed to follow to a second location.

Whointhewhatnow?

Dude. What did those glasses ever do to you?

wait ... we’ve seen this guy before ...

Here you go, A. Here is the only beauty tutorial you’ll ever need.

Yeah, I will generally come down on her side. But as PinkBunnyHat said below, if you can’t use the dinglehopper correctly, well I don’t have time you anymore.

I’m usually Team Heard by default but she’s pushed my loyalties TOO FAR with this one.

This was exactly my reaction. The fork is upside down, lady!

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

In that case, they could have fired Kevin James and replaced him with Leah Rimini

It’s like dudes who learned to say “I want a girl who takes care of herself” instead of “no fatties” in their dating profiles. The sickness is still there, but it has a better PR spin now.

Yeah, but you have to clean the poop out of your intestines because poop is icky and your intestines should be spotlessly clean!

Racism isn’t an “unpopular opinion.” People like you need to be called out and ridiculed for your asinine, racist, willfully ignorant “beliefs.” No one has to debate you on Black women’s humanity or worth. Be gone, troll.

Where would you possibly get the idea that Black women have to be in positions that they are not qualified for, and that every decent job we get is because of affirmative action? (You know, besides from racism, I mean.) I guess you are not aware that white women are actually the most common recipients of affirmative…