I think it suggests that everybody is different and has different experiences with marriage and with everything else.

If it’s an intruder, can you shoot on sight?

All your penis are belong to us

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Josh Brolin did a fabulous W.

“I promise I will do nothing that will benefit ANY American...” ~Ben Carson

Okay, but have you guys heard this yet? http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html

No. Breeding wild animals so that they can live in captivity shows deep disrespect towards the natural world, which is why we’re in the mess we’re in to begin with. It shows a basic ignorance of how biology works.

I join fellow biologists in the film in condemning Seaworld and I would urge everyone reading to avoid zoos and aquariums. Too little, too late. Real rescues that only acquire nonreleaseable wildlife should be the norm now. Want to see wild animals? Travel with a trail guide, ask to intern with a biologist or create a…

I love Delta. They’re the only airline I’ve flied where I’ve never had a late flight ( they’re routinely early), never had a cancellation or luggage issue, and the flight attendants are always super nice. And I fly VERY frequently. On shorter flights, a lot of the time the flight attendants will give you free booze…

Straight flight from where I live to New York. Good prices. Best entertainment system. it’s my favorite airline. I don’t understand the hate. Obviously with thousands of flights every day these things aren’t common.

we are now boarding the passengers seated in the no class section of our fight.

Rooney Mara’s family owns the Steelers and the Giants, she is not hurting for money.

This was fucking perfect. I loved the SNL performance, but her vocals were much stronger here. She was clearly nervous for SNL, and not so much here. Love. This. Woman.

Hot babes! Ripped hunks! That video has something for everyone except music lovers.

Those OSHA violations tho.

All sex scenes in my movies are precisely choreographed

I really needed a movie that highlighted this fact to be a comedy that also starred Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain.

So the most important thing about this movie is that Hollywood is coming clean that Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are the same person?