Ugh yes, my liberal white dude brother is always telling me how much of a genius Bill Maher is and I tell him that I’ve always gotten a sexist vibe from him and am not a big fan.

Start with Bill Maher who thinks that the reason that we lost the election is because liberals are too politically correct. Note that white straight men are never subjected to hate speech, so how the hell should he know about the shit that the rest of us go through?

I feel like we’re all missing the joke that Joanna is covertly buying gifts for herself under the guise of gifts “for her man”. Unless I’m tripping and maybe your boyfriend is actually Andy Cohen?

I sincerely hope my live in girlfriend does not read this helplessly boring list

“30-year-old”

Or their granddaughters...

It seems like a Nazi artifact is found somewhere really surprising every few years or so. They really seemed to be almost everywhere at some point during the war. If you look hard enough, you can probably still find some original Nazis still alive and kicking down in South America.

Truly Lohan’s greatest creation since playing twins in The Parent Trap.

you go to a junior collenge

the only song i really like from the album is ‘joanne’ honestly the album just doesnt make sense to me. i dont want semi decent folk music from gaga. i want great pop music. she should have went disco inspired.

I’m not a Lady Gaga fan, but was there ever any doubt that she can sang? She’s a trained musician.

some people here like amy schumer. some do not. sometimes we have nice posts about her because the ppl who like her are writing those posts. sometimes we critique her because a lot of what she does sucks. it’s not fucking “bff to hatersville” but thanks for reducing a group of various and individual adult professional…

Absolutely no snark here: You thought that was good and lived up to the quality of the original?

She was also Shawna Malwae-Tweep on Parks and Rec.

“The doctor punches its skull and then evacuates the brain. It is the most barbaric thing.”

The characters seemed pretty heavily influenced by Catherine Tate’s unbothered guttersnipe Lauren.

It’s much more pleasant to think that the ghost murdered Jim as revenge for hurting the people in the house, and the poor dog.

why did i read this

More of a creepy maybe home invasion tale but:

Coincidentally, today is the anniversary of my father’s death. As is usual for October 17, I got a call on the phone with no caller id or number. Sure, I get robocalls all the time, but those usually have some fake name or visible number. This one, just “unknown.” Been happening for years. Normally, I’m a skeptical…