It’s called a bourdaloue, and you use it like so:

I have stated this before, but I feel it bears repeating.

Um, actually, it is far far far from ideal to treat puppies and/or other living creatures as disposable consumer objects...

Anna Wintour is finally living her best Chicos life and I won’t take that away from her.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

I'm old. I only go in the daytime.

See, I had the opposite response. Where the hell does Mark live that movies only cost $10?

England had still colonies then. India, parts of Africa, Caribbean. So it is a very sensible complaint.

“It’s rather convenient when a studio decides to put money behind a period piece like Suffragette, because it is much easier to pretend like people of color weren’t around in 1880 than in say, 1970.” damn, if I ever learned anything from Shade Court, this is some well-played shade

question is, who is Ryan Cabrera???

They DIDN’T WANT A PHONECALL. I don’t understand how you don’t get this. The kid didn’t ask to talk to Ina Garten. He wanted a cooking lesson from a TV celebrity his parents would watch. Jesus Christ on a cracker.

First of all, they weren’t asking for a 15 minute phone call - they were asking for her to fly from NY to Oregon for a cooking less from her IN PERSON. Ina apparently gets “hundreds of charity requests a month” - there’s no way she can fulfill every single one.

Nearly ALL celebrity Make-A-Wish requests get turned down. MAW specifically tells families not to make requests like this because of the high likelihood they won’t be fulfilled. From what I can tell, Ina had to turn down the requests because they conflicted with a book tour and other pre-scheduled events. As you can…

“Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story”

I used to watch Bourdain’s shows, but I got tired of his pompous attitude. Don’t get me wrong, I think Fieri is a flaming d-bag, it’s just that Bourdain’s the polar opposite, he comes off as an elitist d-bag when he describes the places he visits and the foods that he has eaten. I say give them both chef knives and…

Exactly. Ina doesn’t pretend to be anything she isn’t. She’s a self-taught caterer and home cook who has taken what she’s learned over the years and packaged it for the public. Her recipes and tips are reliably good.

I was curious as well, because I’ve found the same thing. Ina’s recipes are good and they work and it’s not like they’re pretentious or anything. Apparently this is what Bourdain actually said about Ina. It’s condescending, which Bourdain often is, but it’s not actually insulting.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

The other cats hate the three who participated. “Fuck you guys, fucking sell outs. Clive, you literally jumped through hoops for those assholes. And Jeremy. The applause banner. Really, you sad motherfucker? Where’s your dignity?”

Do the people who stop and check their cell phones on the subway stairs count?