"Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who's trying to kill u - u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her" and also murder anyone else in the area, and burn down all the houses, and wreck her town's infrastructure and economy.

OWN has also put up a clip of Thornton on her old show in 2000 and this is Matt Damon's face for most of the time that Thornton is talking.

It sounds cuter that way.

"Do you know how POWERFUL you have to be to recover like that?!"

I've actually met Nate Hill a couple of times. He does some interesting pieces but is a super chill guy. For those interested, read up on his Death Bear stuff http://www.vice.com/read/nate-hill… my boyfriend actually got to tag along on one of his "house calls"... interesting story to say the least!

I always mean it like late 90s skateboarder sick, unless I mean like barfing sick.

Wake me up when black people can systematically disenfranchise whites of voting rights, the ability to work, the ability to go out, or get a decent education.

You're wrong. People like you (and there are more of you than anyone would like to admit) are what's keeping race relations from progressing.

REVERSE RACISM!!

Nope. Do not ever put hot anything in a standard blender for soup. Instead, spend $20 on a stick/immersion blender, stick it into the pot of whatever you want to blend, 20 seconds later you are done. No extra dirty containers, no transferring.

Human equivalent of getting very competitive during a casual game of pool volleyball Adam Levine has...

i still don't understand what an ed sheeran is

""He made me call my 93 year old grandma to thank her for my baby blue eyes!" That seriously sounds like something The Onion's Joe Biden would do right before offering her some pot or a ride in his firebird.

Exactly. They just rant endlessly about how awful Skyline is but never actually say why. It was pretty ridiculous.

I know, right?! You can't get more Cincinnati specific than goetta!! It even has TWO festivals! And it's so damn awesome. Every time we're in Cinci (visiting from Indy about 2.5 hrs away), we pick some up to bring back in the cooler.

I love Broad City. It's what "Girls" could have been if Lena wasn't so lame.

My two favorite humans are Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson.

I have a very visceral reaction to the idea that someone actually named their band "Lady Antebellum,"

There are so many gems in the Clooney reunion piece. This one from his aunt is really cute: