they will see me naked at such great heights

OMG, my friend from college literally just posted this on FB a few days ago. When we asked her the same question (how can 5 minutes undo a lifetime of parental teachings) the feedback I got from other commenters was that since I wasn't a parent I could never understand-basically invalidating my opinion.

okay, this is adorable, but coming from someone who did get a sort of friendship tat with someone they are no longer friends with, i sure as hell hope it lasts.

I was so shocked when I first learned that the genius behind Marcel the Shell with Shoes on was the SAME GENIUS behind Parks and Rec's Mona Lisa and immediately followed her on twitter.

She's a fucking ham. I miss her instagram.

Yeah - one of them told me the definition of a woman is someone who can have a baby. Because that's not a sexist view of women... (not to mention pretty damn insulting to women who cannot have children, or don't want them).

Are Kimye normal'ing as a vacation tactic?

Everything about this is crazy. The craziest thing for me, is how this is like the 4th?? story like this in a year or so. How often does something like this happen and how many more victims are out there? Such a sickening thought.

Gwyneth Paltrow would probably mistake my middle class suburban home for a refugee camp. And she'd probably be all Goldie Hawn in Overboard about it. "Ahn-drewwww! These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish! Am I supposed to just walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers?"

Haven't refugees been through enough already?

That's why her hair is so big—its full of self-awareness

I'm definitely among the few who do not care for Chastain. I think she's overrated as an actress, and listening to her respond to the criticisms of Zero Dark Thirty showed her to be not too bright, IMO.

Sounds like "That's just what ya do", really fast and mumbly. Mumble mumble.

THANK CHRIST they rewrote Claire Underwood. The series would NOT be what it is without her as a fully-actualized, deep character, and Robin Wright is a badass of the greatest kind. David Fincher should be embarrassed. Arm candy wives are bullshit and I'm glad he owned up to it.

"Tarantino loves his strong female leads and you can't beat Uma Thurman in Kill Bill

Gifs move. A meme can be a gif..if it moves. But hey..no worries

I'm surprisingly candid about how little I give a shit.

I am gonna call all my naps " very important nap" from now on.

I feel like you should tweet a picture of yourself with a negative test and a beatific smile. Clearblue confirmed indeed.