DON'T SCARE US WITH YOUR MISLEADING HEADLINES, JEZEBEL. LEARN JOURNALISM!!11!!

Girl they don't need a kickstarter, they do $1 billion in sales/year these days, don't spend a penny on advertising and have relatively low overhead costs.

Male birth control.* Want it. Would use it.

Better sex education = fewer unwanted pregnancies = fewer abortions.

So much yuck. His debit card was approved for the purchase, he showed ID, the store made its money.

Some people are such assholes.

I think i'd rather be bald.

What the hell is wrong with you, NBC?!

My feelings on this can be expressed thusly

You should have 5 daughters and make sure Kitty is the 4th.

I'm not from Ohio but GRAETERS BLACK RASPBERRY CHIP IS EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.

Hannah Montana. Just sayin'

I'll be honest, I have not. BUT- I cannot imagine anything beating Jeni's brambleberry crisp. That shit should probably be illegal because it has to be made with crack.

Also, I'd like to note that I've never even been to Cincinasty. Ever. Nor do I plan on going there.

I love cincinasty chili. Then again. I also find, grippos and goetta delicious.

Finally, someone here makes sense.

My sister lives in Cincy. I actually like skyline (I know, I know, I suck) and the city in general is OK. But fuck Graeters. They have to put giant slabs of chocolate in their inferior ice cream just to compensate for how incredibly middling it is in terms of taste and texture. Jeni's 4 lyfe!

Which is pot.

The wife and I made Cincinnati Chili ourselves in the home just a few days ago. It was delicious.

I would've gone with reheated baked ziti.