Gizmo?

I once saw a rat gnawing on the carcass of a dead rat in a subway tunnel. Not sure why that memory is coming back to me at precisely this moment....

Wouldn't it be a shame if a resistance band were to magically shoot across the room like a giant rubber band into his balls?????

Yeah, even if she would never miss the money it seems like Dan totally missed the point of the question - she feels like he was lying to her, she feels like maybe they aren’t as compatible as she thought, she is having an emotional/psychological reaction to this. And Dan got all hung up on the money and kinda gaslit…

It’s-a me! Pedo-philio!

Yes, but as all three were taught reliable, abstinence-only morals, there’s no possible explanation for how their periods could have been altered, other than floating vax-particles.

That’s not true - a vaccinated person brushed against my arm the other day and my vagina started GUSHING blood.  And I’m a man! 

You’re all just bots anyways

The cheefieft. Yum.

He's actually from another planet and that bubble contains the atmospheric mix he needs to breathe.

Wow, sounds like the poor guy won’t even be able to climax during the ride.

Either you posted in the wrong place or there’s a heck of a lot more to this story.

Even worse since character staff still can’t have anything that breaks character. So this isn’t ‘Belle has a mohawk’ this is ‘that person at the ticket booth dares have purple hair!’ 

You’re not just wiping vomit up off the roller coaster, you’re PERFORMING!

Always fascinated by the folks who think their individual patronship is the #1 concern of a giant multinational corporation.

Got my second dose on Sunday and spent most of Monday fighting off a 102 degree fever. Totally worth it.

And then there’s Maude!

if you’re going to do the whale tail, just do it with your underwear and not a body chain?

Here's the REAL takeaway: when the time comes and YOU are the one bereaved, try to remember that no one really knows what to say or how to handle it. For that reason, don't hold anything anyone says against them. Realize you've been in the same situation and simply did your best to try to help.