Seinfeld had an amazingly accurate mannequin of Elaine...and yet this is a monstrosity!

Seconded! Our mediated divorce cost us something like $300 and a few hours of our time. 

Is this the set of You’re The Worst?

I am getting the shakes imagining how it must be to try to scrub the errant toothpaste spots out of those rock sinks.

YES! My sister in law is the WORST host (East Coast, so totally unacceptable!). We stand around in her kitchen for hours when we visit. Not only does she not offer a beverage at any point, she also never suggests we move into a room where there are chairs. A few times her husband has taken us to see his incredible…

So I guess it’s ok if politicians on the right spend insane amounts of money on everything from cars to blow-outs...as long as they cop to it? It’s fine as long as they make sure that we all know they have never pretended they were anything other than rich? Is that what they’re trying to get at here?

For my part I was imagining Andy Bernard getting his panties in a twist over the idea of anyone who didn’t go to Cornell wearing a Cornell sweatshirt. 

Not mine but a coworker:

Let no review of ballet-in-the-media overlook The Turning Pointe or Center Stage. The Turning Pointe for epic dancing and a slap fight between Anne Bancroft and Shirley McClaine. Center Stage for Jamiroquoi, a ballet sex scene and the BEST GODDAMNED DANCER IN THE AMERICAN BALLET ACADEMY! 

Waterfall Countertops: For When You Want To Spend 3x The Money For The Same Amount Of Counter Space!

That’s a shame because it thinks about you while it’s touching itself. (I actually loved the show for it’s sets, costumes and some of the acting, but the what-were-you-thinking-of-when-you-touched-yourself part was the only part I HAAAAATED.)

If “Biden” goes golfing, that’s the signal!

I, uh, saw him coming down the stairs and said to myself, “who the fuck wore sneakers to the inauguration?” I will consider myself chastened, as apparently those things cost more than my entire wardrobe put together. Otherwise I would judge him almost as harshly as Garth Brooks and his jeans.

From a technical standpoint, I was shocked that they’d spend so much time, money and energy on all those effects, but every time they shot a dialogue scene over an actor’s shoulder, their jaw NEVER matched what they were saying. I’m talking pretty much every single time.

I am sure it will be ready to go on the air “in two weeks.”

LIZZY BORDEN’S MOM WATCHES YOU BONE!

“Picture yourself serving fun hatchet cookies, tiny johnny cakes and a scrumptious breakfast to overnight guests who have just enjoyed an experience of a lifetime!”

In my current as well as in my last house, the laundry machines are actually in the kitchen and I love it. Partly because I am used to it, but mostly because it’s very convenient to be able to do all that stuff at the same time as I tackle cooking, etc. They are in a closet that might otherwise be used as a pantry. Dir…

Is she not turtley enough for you!?

He was my radio morning show co-host and almost a decade younger than me. I was actually married but separated from my husband about a month after I met this guy (unrelated, but I acknowledge it looks really bad). We scandalized everyone at the station for a few years before he got laid off (#radio). We are married…