I named my son FOR Shakespeare! His name is William but we call him Will! 

A have a friend who is a Catholic and would have been about 13 or so when The Passion of the Christ came out and was considered required viewing for the whole family by their priest. I have to imagine that led to a few sleepless nights for her and especially for her (numerous) (#catholic) younger siblings. 

I work in insurance and there is a woman in this very building who does health insurance and spouts that particular old chestnut. That makes me very concerned about the soundness of our health insurance department. 

Isn’t it basically the same with a Hollywood Star? Aren’t they offered the hono(u)r of buying their star, or is that just something I read somewhere?

Yep, they lost this election (thank GOD) but it’s almost like they don’t realize that in 2024, the piper would still have to be paid even if they had won. The short-sightedness of these people is baffling.

Thank you! Potent I can get on board with! Happy Holidays! 

I have a neighbor that makes his own EXTREMELY sweet concord red wine every year and loads us up with bottles of it. My husband and I love mulled wine but this one seems like it could be too sweet even for this...do you have a particular way you’d suggest mulling this wine to make it more palatable? Thank you! 

It’s what Miss Havisham would have if her fiance left her in December of 1991 and she has never touched it to this day.

At first I wondered if maybe they just had a large collection of clubs. Then I noticed that he apparently has several identical studded belts and I wondered if they were selling these things out of their house a la Lululemon.

My son was a little little boy when it came out and he insisted on watching “Long Hair” just about every day. I happily complied and still think Tangled is the best Princess movie Disney ever made. And I say that as a redhead who was 8 years old when The Little Mermaid came out, so needless to say it’s a very high…

I worked at a Pizzaria Uno for exactly one day, quitting when I realized (by placing the paper towels just so) that I was the only server who was washing their hands regularly.

Not at all! My dad and I laugh about it every year like clockwork while my mom stands off to the side and glowers! TRADITION! 

Dad wanted help getting the turkey into a roasting bag so I held open the bag for him, he dropped it in and it went straight through and onto the floor. There was so much dumb that day. 

I am here today to tell you about what my family calls the Sauce of Death. It’s a combination of Franks and apple cider vinegar and it is a delight. In my opinion and that of my family, dipping roasted brussels sprouts in it or drizzling it over roasted sprouts is THE way to enjoy these little balls of fart.

This ballet major co-signs this take like my parents co-signed my loans.

I fink so Bwain but...don’t you need a pool to play watah-pohloh?

Good idea: Picking up litter.

Kellyanne Conway always looks like an Indiana Jones villain, but she REALLY looks like one in that picture. 

“Compared to this less gendered approach, Pepsi launched Patio for women specifically with early ads featuring TV fitness personality Debbie Drake, dressed in a collared leotard and proclaiming Patio Diet Cola was “Great to your waist.”

In this case Home Alone 2 every...single...night.