anicefullbodiedred
ANiceFullBodiedRed
anicefullbodiedred

PREACH! When I bought my first home 11 years ago, I can’t believe some of the things that got by the inspector then that did NOT get by the inspector when I sold it last year. So many expenses could have been headed off if the previous owner of that house didn’t DIY that house to death. Get it done right the first

WHAT?! Which one?

Are we all going to just concentrate together on remembering Spinal Tap and ignore his terrible accent? If that’s what we are going to do then fine, I can play along, but that accent is pretty bad.

Oh you are not alone, my internet friend. 

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Chris Pine looks a little bit like my husband so I am inherently biased because of that. But my REAL reason for loving Pine is that he is a song and dance man and that, for me, cements his position as number one.

That’s a lot of rubbing!

I favor a lunchtime workout, too and for all the reasons you mention. However unlike these women you mention, I have just come to terms with the fact that I look like crap in the office in the second half of the day. 

My father would call this...erm...style, “Maude’s House of Whoopie.” 

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YES! I have never forgiven Keanu for this:

You used as many words as possible to say this, and I appreciated every single one of them. 

Sweetie! Dahling! It’s LaKWAH Sweetie! LAKWAH!

If that guy were the last man on Earth, I would buy a vibrator. 

Where in southern Illinois, may I ask? I lived there for a few years after college (03-07) and I must say that I am not at all shocked that they look back so fondly on such a time in history when racism was so openly embraced.

SAME! Actually I wore them for junior AND senior proms in 98 and 99 because one good turn deserves another! 

Instagram is a thing of the past and has been totally disabled. Facebook has seen me slashing the list of people I actually see stuff from and I only keep it because it’s my main way to chat with my friends while I am at work and not look like I am on my phone all day (and because I am admin of the company FB page).

You have articulated what I have been struggling with! I had to hide everyone in my Facebook feed and turn off Instagram because I have found myself practically unable to feel happy for other people and their lives. I just jump to assuming they’re lying/performing/overcompensating/trying to feel better than everyone

Where does it come from, Cotton-eyed Joe?

A low bar, but a bar just the same. 

Broccoli is the best pizza topping and this is the hill I am willing to die on. Throw some red pepper flakes on there and enjoy! 

The bar from Ally McBeal. Live music, lots of rich lawyers, and Sting might show up!