I'm with you. Someone down thread said "you can have coffee or a latte, but not both in the same drink", and I was about to say, "well, actually ..." when I realized that I would wind up being told by someone fancying themselves a coffee snob that "espresso" and "coffee" are totally different things.

I am gonna guess it comes from being spoiled by their parents. Rather than being told "You will eat the spaghetti cause that is all the food there is", their mom would probably go out and buy them some damn chicken nuggets if they demanded them just because they asked. So now they expect the whole world to cater to…

Yeah, but I'm like 99% sure that was a drug deal fuckup.

A woman at my job has those highlights on medium brown hair, but also with the vaguely maroon color thrown in. Like this, but more faded and sans the "can I speak to a manager" haircut. It actually makes me kind of angry that this particular combination still exists.

She votes Republican because her parents do, and also because sluts

I bet you a trazillion dollars Meghan Trainor knows nothing about politics period.

I bet you a gazillion dollars that Meghan Trainor is a Republican

Goddamn it I swear if I trip over somebody's stray clit I will SUE. Put your clits on leashes if there's even a possibility that it will get up and trot off to the next county. Let's all be responsible clit-owners please.

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

i am still pro zefron and swift in case anyone was wondering.

Yeah, the biggest argument I've seen against smart guns is basically, "but what if a thug has me and my family held at gunpoint and I manage get the gun from him but I don't have the companion wristwatch so I can't shoot him and so his companions kill my whole family?"

I worked at McDonald's in high school. I can tell you first hand that McDonald's fried chicken patties for the McChicken and the Filet O' Fish are *never* meant to be eaten together. Now, the Quarter Pounder patties and McChicken? OK, that's good eatin'. Filet O' Fish with french fries and the spicy mustard? Quality.…

I was SURE that lost cell phone one was going to be the plot of that Broad City where Abbi looses her phone.

I feel like it's more of June's fucked up media circus. Trying to detract from her very deservedly sullied reputation by calling him a cheater. (not the accidental misidentification here, of course, just the whole story)

That was a condensed version of a longer comment where I said that I disliked the groggy feeling from rescue meds as they make me a less capable parent. Overall I feel that coming out in favor of using medications if they work for you, working around the sexual side effects, and openly writing about my experiences…

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

A lonnng time ago I had an affair with a guy that would go "AAAAAAAAAAA" really loudly every time he came. I had a hard time keeping a straight face. And there was one time I started riding him and out of the blue he stretched his arms over his head and got super stiff, like he was about to dive in a pool... Why?…

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I like my comedy to be uncomfortable.