I love that this was a callback to the season opener when that random lady on the subway yelled "Val!" at Abbie and she was all, "The fuck?"

MAKE THIS DIE.

Anastasia refers to her ass as her "behind," her vagina as her "sex." Her juvenile exclamations of "Jeez!" and "Oh, my!" and "Hmmm" are interspersed with the least specific descriptions of Christian Grey—the guy who threatens to beat her up for mouthing off or misbehaving—as the hottest man in the history of…

Um.

because his album was better than the video of You Belong With Me?

I like how we stand around and argue for separating the art from the artist when it's child molesters/rapists like Woody Allen and Roman Polanski, but Kanye being a dick about shit he's right about is supposed to be enough for us to completely discount him as an artist.

People would crucify Musk for a flawed product. The S had issues initially and it was basically front page news for weeks. haters who'll never buy a X are bitching about it being late.

With all due respect, I think some anonymous Internet speculators might have a little more insight into his motivations than your boyfriend does.

I bet Comedy Central feel pretty stupid for Oliver being on another network. They could use him now for sure.

Ugh, RIGHT? During the last month of the campaign I worked on last year, I looked like a walking scab.

Wiry hairs are my enemy. It seems like most of them grow at my crown, so I'm trying to keep myself from pulling there...but the hairs!

I do this as well. When I'm stressed, I go right towards yanking out pubes and armpit hair (I'm guy), without even thinking about it. And yeah, some ugly scarring from it.

Albert Brooks is the best in Drive. The fork!

It sounds to me like Robert Pattinson is the one spending his own fortune in an effort to woo his girlfriend, but, when in doubt, blame the lady!

To those people:

Johnny Depp and Wayne Coyne are having a WORST MIDLIFE EVAH contest in my lil' old nineties child heart. I'm going to put on a black velvet choker, smoke a clove cigarette, and cry into my Sebadoh albums.

Yeah, I thought that too. "Coffee" is just the English for Caffe, or Cafe. A customer really has to pronounce the correct Italian in an otherwise entirely English sentence or this barista can't understand her? The US coffee-naming system in the US is kind of silly. I mean, we have a "venti" size here, which is…

I have never been more jealous of a person

I only know this lady's work via Jezebel, but that video is hilarious!

So stupid, and such an entitled asshole. BRING A FUCKING MAP IF YOU MUST GO OFF AND ABANDON EVERYONE IN YOUR LIFE IN ORDER TO FEEL IMPORTANT YOU DIPSHIT