Thank you. This is weak. A guy's face? I've seen this on a woman's mons pubis.

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

The only way this poor girl can redeem herself now is with a splashy suicide that names her bullies outright.

Oh god, I never thought I'd say this, but I feel you Justin Beiber. I have ALWAYS wanted an under-the-stairs nook. The way the house I own now is set up, it's not a possibility, but if I ever do own a house with a nook, and then I find out that the person who owned it after me got rid of it, I bet I'll be really sad…

He and Louis C.K. should go on a divorce comedy tour.

That's a fucking shame, it is the best part of a fucking great song on a near perfect album.

ATTN: "Timber" is the best song of any year ever and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

People need to remember that this is a baby. Baby is not trying to ruin your trip. Baby doesn't know who you are or where it is. Baby is being a baby. Put on headphones and get over it.

What is up with people who get all pissed off about crying babies on airplanes? Get over it you special snowflakes.

Demi Lovato continues to be amazing. I've commented before about how much I love her and appreciate everything she says as I've been trying to recover from 10+ years of bulimia. I've gained weight and couldn't fit into the dress I wanted to wear to a Christmas party last weekend. I was so angry at myself. I cried and…

Jia Tolentino is also a baby.

...huh?

THE ESTABLISHMENT WILL REJECT THE TRUTH

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

Guy goes to the doctor, "Doctor, you've got to help me, I've been farting silent, scentless farts for quite a while now! No one can hear them, no one can smell them, but I'm farting so frequently, there must be something wrong!" Doctor hands him some pills and says, "Here, take these." Next day, guy comes back, says,…

Never forget.

Really? I love cock over dick. Dick makes me sound like a highschool boy. Cock is so dirty and...HNNNG

Vulva, while correct and appropriate in a whole lot of settings is fucking terrible for sex. If a guy commented on my vulva during sex, I can assure you that his dick would be nowhere near anything of mine.

It's time those boys dropped the pretense.