You will feel joy and anxiety like you've never felt before, all at the same time. Its awesome/terrible. I say do it. Or don't. Did that help?

Having children is the triumph of biology over common sense, just like marriage.

You're white now? Congratulations and welcome aboard! (You'll learn we whites love to use sailing terms in everyday conversation; helps to remind us that we're only one winning lottery ticket away from that yacht)

Commenters have called me white so many times now that they've actually turned me into a white person.

So Maria doesn't like young women who are nice, polite, gorgeous, and have good hearts? (OMG I sound like Adultasaur right now lol)

ikr my whole life if i order food is FUCK PANTS WHERE I NEED SOME???

She used hospital air to blow out the candles, all over the cake. That is problematic for all those who wanted a slice. Of cake.

i mean "clean" is even pushing it for me. it's more like "is it within arms reach and clean enough"

My thought is not to have you as a bridesmaid. ;)

I wish I'd had the experience of divorcing the schmuck in my 20s instead of doing it in my 40s. I would have not had the years of hell in between.

Not to excuse crappy friends who treated you poorly in any way, but just to shed some light on what may have been going on over on the other side of those awkward silences and distanced conversations — I'm 25 and I have been STRUGGLING for the last few years. I make no money, I hate my job, and am trapped by student…

In my experience, people who leave marriages that quickly either experience a very fast paradigm shift of some kind (traumatic event, big financial change, etc.) and/or the wedding occurred during the period when the relationship was initially/not-so-initially falling apart, but there was too much momentum. In an…

Shouldn't this headline have a "reportedly" in there, somewhere? Because I find the boyfriend/driver's story to be very hard to believe.

Guns suck. period.

I'm curious about the number of people that aren't upgrading at the end of their contract period and switching to a BYO account. I have a note 2 at the moment and I can't honestly see a reason to upgrade to a newer version at all.

At this point, Beyonce could shit on a piece of toast and it'd win a Grammy.

This is not a complaint.

What he said sounds about right.

I require a firm handshake, a love of dogs, and a willingness to try experimental forms of macaroni and cheese.

Fact: My current boyfriend, also white, on our first date...I saw a man walk by with dreadlocks and this exchange occurred.

Me: [unable to hide overexaggerated grimace]
Him: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, it's just a white guy with dreadlocks walked by.
Him: What's wrong with that?
Me: Well, besides that hairstyle looking invariably…