It's the curse of the self righteous commenters. Now they get to pat themselves on the back for defending a random celebrity from something that wasn't even mean to begin with (if you want to yell at someone, yell at TMZ for that headline which Jez is clearly making fun of).

Yeah, the 4 is the "tell" here.

Ugh doesn't she look great! I'm 8 months pregnant and I got a bad case of beef back (ie my back looks like a slab of cow hanging in a butcher shop-sooo freakin big) and I can no longer "sit like a lady". If I wear white I look like big hero six. This is my current state

Dammit!

Really? I live in Minnesota, far north of the Twin Cities, and as soon as I saw that outfit I was like WHERE CAN I GET ONE?! It's cold out, and function >>> fashion right now.

See, I would have written And a Shiny New Rear. Which is why I don't have my own talk show.

As one of those disgusting people that like mayonnaise I have to say that Hellmanns/Best Foods make the best.

oh god, i WOULD be the first comment on a pot-article.

I don't know. Pretty girl with hot bod singing in a rather reedy, thin voice and wearing clothes designed by other people. Not getting it, particularly the bra thing. That was done for ages, before and after her.

Naomi Campbell's shade game is en pointe.

I think Jessica's nickname is "Chubbs". At least, I hope it is, because I've been thinking of her as "Chubbs" for a long time, and I would hate to learn that my brain made that up. I believe the kids' nicknames are "Chickadee" (Anna), "Chubbs" (Jessica), "Pumpkin" (Lauryn) and "Honey Boo Boo" (Alayna)- but I could…

This is not a real game. If it was, it would be called " Mountain Dew Doritos Unstaged Taylor Swift Blank Space Experience MLG Pro Swag 69"

Dear Scion/Toyota:

I'd chew it more often if I wasn't so afraid of dentists hearing the faint crunch of ice and immediately rage-hulking through my wall to scream at me about the dangers of chipped teeth.

Quick note, the journal Medical Hypotheses is a journal that is intentionally NOT peer reviewed and is known in the medical community as the "kook-magnet" and "that rag full of spelling mistakes and AIDS-denialism".

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD.

The "hamburger noodle casserole" is something my mother served to us regularly back in the early-mid 80's. She called it "Chinese noodle casserole." I have successfully blocked out the existence of this particular "dish" for the last couple decades, but now I remember. I remember every bite. *weeps*

Recipe: One cup pineapple.

Ummm I offer these poo cookies. This looks like what comes out of my dog's ass when she's gotten into some weird shit (literally and figuratively) in the park.

Am I the only one who SO WOULD

Me too, I've had mine for over year, used daily

Me too, I've had mine for over year, used daily