As an Asian who has spent most his life squatting over pit toilets, I consider the Sitting Toilet Constipation (STC) to be a status symbol, like gout and high-heel toes.

That looks like a good option. If you need to go even cheaper though I would recommend Zenni Optical. They can be more expensive, but I got some good frames for 6.95, just under around $10 with my prescription and shipping, but this was years ago, and they don't seem to get much higher than around $20-30 though. USPS…

I don't mean to burst your man-bear bubble, but I'd bet all three of these guys (or are they all the same guy?) manscape.

There is nothing I find more confusing than our culture's distrust of the bidet.

So we're not discussing Christopher Meloni's shirt? OK.

Hey Jude

Umm, based on my 7th-grade Jazz dance recital, during which I wore a black spandex jumpsuit splashed with fluorescent paint, I'm pretty sure the lyrics are "kiss from a rose on the grave," not gray, unless this is a veiled reference to the gawker commenting system.

I know, right? I'm never getting married unless Katherine Moennig proposes. Then I'm pretty much a sure thing. Every single one of her make out scenes in the L Word were totally believable.

Who the hell is Brad Pitt?

You know, the pie about that article from Stewart, I think, really pies the really unfortunate pie how piewerful, successful women are always pied to pie in compietition with each other when they should be pieing together to lift up other pies so they can pie.

I'm so tired of the "pumpkin spice backlash." I swear I hear more grumbling about how pumpkin spice is everywhere than I ever have about actual pumpkin spice products (and of course pumpkin spice is mostly bad because it's perceived as being "for girls," and girls like dumb things like comfortable slipper boots and…

I'm glad you feel safe. But many women don't know the truth about the very real statistical danger of having a gun in the home. Husband says it will make them safer. Case closed. It is not true. And people need to know this. I'd rather have an alarm system, dogs, motion lights, bars on windows... anything but a gun…

Yeah but what if he really was drunk and lost in the wrong apartment, and she shot him dead? That seems like a worse outcome than her being frightened but safe in the end.

I know, it's a real... shocker.

Does anyone ever support "reconcilable differences"? Like, "yeah, we could probably get past it but it really doesn't seem worth the effort."

This was very funny and your coworker Madeleine sounds very ~*~cool~*~

I saw him do that bit live, in a TINY little comedy club AGES ago. And he was like 2 feet from my face, because it was the tiniest club in the world. He mimed it EXACTLY like these instructions and it was awful and hilarious.

MY EXACT FIRST THOUGHT AS SOON AS I READ THAT.

At 3 years old my step son looked at me one day and said "LyricalGunplay, I do not like your style!". I thought the outfit was 'okay'. The next day I wore something a bit more casual and he told me I looked beautiful and had good style that day.

Yes, because all people with tattoos get the based only on how others will perceive them and not for any personal reason what so ever.