Wait, because Rhianna is a victim of domestic violence, we aren't interested in her voice or supporting her? I'm fucking way more interested in hearing her sing than listen to whatever garbage Roger Goddell and Ray Rice are going to spew.

I want that jumpsuit. For reals. It's perfect.

Barfing forever. Can you imagine if a guy tried to say that shit to you?

well Perry and Swift is fighting over a douche, that's just tells me everything i need to know about them

Fuck. John Mayer. You played with a child and got burnt playing a child's game. Shut the fuck up and move on. Also, remember the campsite rules, you gross fuck.

"So many designers have amazing runway fashions and terrible off-the-rack choices" I think.

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

I actually chuckled at this really hard.

Nailed it. A frenemy once told me, in all earnestness, that he had no respect for people who don't feel passionately about what they do, or who work jobs "just for the paycheck." At the time, he was entering year 2 of his mid-life crisis at 41 and living with his 70-year-old parents.

It was much weirder when I started doing it while I was sober."

If Miley is staying up until 7 am messing around with "junk and shit", she doing more than smoking weed.

I love you too, girl.

Holly Madison has dark hair now? Huh.

So first, I loved Lindy here and I still do. Second, I am still completely in love with her dress.

Don't. S&M fetishes DO NOT mean you wanted your abuse or consented to it or "secretly enjoyed it" or whatever. It is entirely possible to consensually enjoy the type of sex you like and dislike rape.

Well for starters, let's just say I didn't really mind our rape gif problem.

shut up this list is awful*

One of the hottest things in my life was when my long term partner ran into her ex in New York about six years ago. She was stuck in the states at an on site freelance job for about five months. He hit on her hard. She told him she'd fuck him but only if he called me up and let me listen in. (He had no idea it was an…

Not sure how weird it is, but I recall the thing that short-circuited my tiny, little brain the most. I still start to breathe heavily when I think about it too long. My wife (girlfriend at the time) told me she was going upstairs to take a shower. She came back down buck naked and took the video camera and plugged…