I quite like Kim Kardashian but has to knock it off with that face she pulls.

The teeth are to keep it from getting out of the snake's mouth, if it's still moving. They're like tire spikes in a parking lot.

When they get divorced, you can say that their marital Union was destined to go down the Dwyane.

Missoula has its own ski mountaineer/river guide hipster variant. They try to one up each other with how much time they spend playing outdoors as opposed to with how obscure their taste in art/music is. They're still full of themselves and they still drink a lot of artisanal beer.

I was just about to say, Mr Arnold has clearly never been in an unairconditioned Portland dive bar in July.

Actually, my partner is so pleased with the fact that I am sensitive and secure enough to write for Jezebel on the daily (about only the most important topics and never weird sex trends and puppies) that all we do is have sex and eat lunchables. And then I get paid for this!

I need some new Gluten Free/Casein Free/Dairy free/Soy free,Chick pea flour free recipes! Something a picky little eater would like.