Fuck this lady. Her poor kid. Yeah, I know she died.

OH thank God.

I hate you. Sorry!

YEEEESH x a Million.

Real BDSM people need to stop telling me their degrading sex stories. (This person may or may not be my mother.)

As a semi-new parent, I have learned, after months of thirst, to embrace the loneliness. It is what it is. and YESSSSSS for Lady Gaga. Any live performance with Tony Bennett has been a ridiculous spectacle of her making "sexy" faces at her grandpa.

All I want in my house is a secret nook and a skylight, and that biz covers one up. Sheesh.

This was just on an ep of New Girl, Jess was trying to attract a guy all night away from Jessica Biel and decided to be "real" and said her first crush was teenage Simba. Maybe Redmayne saw that.

Agreed. I still listen to that album more than most of the music I own.

Whenever I hear that song on the radio or not on my album, she IS cut. I wondered if it was time or something else.

I paid 99.00 exactly for my gym membership for the whole YEAR, at Crunch, which seems just like Planet Fitness. No pool like 24 Hour Fitness, but damn. 99$, all classes included. I go two times a week on average, not great, but I like that it is full of shlubby normals like me. I guess if I wanted to cancel they…

Diner App is for sure an iPhone autocorrect. Damn iPhones.

I hadn't! Thank you, Kish, THANK YOU. D-A-M-N Wow.

I just started sewing a few years ago and only have ONE bin of patterns. If that was a true story, send some this way...

Isn't this a Dirt Bag? I almost backed out when I saw the ScarJo tag!

I was just going to say I was digging it until I saw Chris Brown's face. I still don't think he deserves to be famous anymore, and switch the radio whenever he comes on.

I don't exactly enjoy the smell of pads after a few hours... And how did I get into italics?

I feel like I did that once at work with headphones on! I was zoning out hardcore, and the lady behind me laughed.... She could have been laughing at anything, but I had this paranoid fear that I had relaxed too much. I'll never know.

As for farts, there are drugs for that?? All farts should be gas-x'd away??? Nah, that's marketing. Fear and consumption right there- my teeth aren't white enough! My gas is TOO GASSY. Better buy more stuff !

Were you on an NPR show about moving out of NY? This story seems familiar.