People are going nutty about this article, which I did not take the same way as most of the commenters, apparently. I thought it was funny.

I hate this app. "Momma, I wanna talk to da kitty" *hand kid my phone* "Hi kitty." *app responds with recording of her saying that, but higher pitched. Repeat x 1000. Hi Kitty, Hi kitty, hi kitty, hi kitty.

You will feel joy and anxiety like you've never felt before, all at the same time. Its awesome/terrible. I say do it. Or don't. Did that help?

Agree. But you might have ten left, we all know they lady who got pregnant at 40. But yeah, I just commented this earlier to someone else... pregnancy is rough, if you want a baby, do it sooner rather than later. Also—I guess if I had my daughter and it didn't work out with her dad (which it is, thank the universe), I…

What does "financially ready to get married" mean? You aren't homeless, right? If you are in love and get along and have no deep relationship issues waiting to come out, just do it already. If you want a baby really bad, just do it. No one is ready financially. Before we got married and had a baby, we thought, "NO WAY…

"They were so in LOVE, and then they got a divorce" = said no one, ever. (Louis CK)

If mine hadn't gotten stolen I would be right there with you. I still say the Note 2 is the best phone I've ever had. Bought a nexus 5 after ( garbage phone! broke so easily) and now have the iPhone 6. No other phone would have pulled me into spending money if that Note was still around. I miss it like a missing kid.

I love it so much, and my 2 year old was busting out MOVES as soon as she saw it.

Yeah, he was telling me all the time that in his culture you don't just toss your kids out on the street. I still feel like they should learn how to take care of themselves, even if you are helping them, though. Like, do your own laundry.

I don't think you read what I said.

What? I was sorta agreeing, I meant "Not a person" as in he hadn't grown up yet, or lived on his own. his mom did his laundry and paid his bills. To me, he wasn't a fully realized person, he was still in someone's care. He said me being white was why I thought that, and in his culture, it was normal. So, thats it. I…

I knew a guy who lived with his parents, and whenever I told him he wasn't a person, he would be like, "lol white people."

Repeatedly putting ads on CL to hook up up with dudes for cash or weed. Ad usually included torso shot. Hundreds of them on the CL email log in. HUNDREDS. "GF is out of town, I can host".

Either was I! I thought I was... Nope. My daughter is 2.5 and MOSTLY not screaming. Mostly.

I might hate you a little, don't be offended. =)

As someone who has looked exactly like Hayden in the past, it IS uncomfortable, and not concern-trolling. No one said she looked TOO big or small or like she wasn't doing the "right" thing, which would be concern trolling.

There is no way you are avoiding all Unilever products, and the parent company is the one who filed the suit. I think even Ben and Jerry's is Unilever now!

She posted something about North's first hot chocolate, and I was wondering how the heck they were getting coffee and nothing for the toddler. My kids been drinking HC for like a year* and North is at least 6 months older. (*I know, don't make me feel any more guilty. )

Divergent:Insurgent sounds just as bad as Rural Juror.

I will love it 'til the day I die, and can eat a tube in one day. And I have had FANCY pate' and have numerous places to purchase it locally. That's the really sad part. Oh no no, keep your local free range chicken, venison and pistachio mix, I want the stuff in the plastic tube.