who could pronounce that? =)

Awesome. Which makes me think of that "olive loaf" bologna with green olive slices built in. Man, I might go buy some liverwurst and mayo and have a throwback meal later.

I love ranch, too. And bologna. And cream cheese. I bet I would eat that thing.

I thought people saying sweet things look like they would hurt their teeth was hyperbole...until this Halloween. OUCH. My sorta passable cracked tooth is now a zinging monster.

I want that in my face.

We ate everything as "salad" on bread. My mom wouldn't buy white bread, but the same cheap bread that was slightly more brown. Tuna and mayo, of course. Eggs and mayo...Grated cheddar cheese and mayo..yeah, getting weirder. Canned black olives mushed with mayo....and then, the crowning glory, grated cheese AND black…

My mom def would have served that bologna ranch cake if it were in the betty crocker cookbook.

Once my spouse popped back a lid of a reusable mug, where it slid closed...and a maggot came out. It was so complicated and impossible to get clean. No more fancy mugs in this house!

Once my spouse popped back a lid of a reusable mug, where it slid closed...and a maggot came out. It was so…

And they are compostable!

And they are compostable!

And the idea they only last about a month hasn't been true for us. We have them for a long time, well over the 30 estimated dishwasher cycles.

And the idea they only last about a month hasn't been true for us. We have them for a long time, well over the 30…

:-/

Oooh, I remember Last Call! Man, this is bringing back so many memories. I remember DREADING the day there would be some article about how teens are reading these, because I was like 10 reading about sex and heroin and whatever else Pike's characters get into. I was sure my mom would flip out eventually, but no. There…

Yes, I liked Road to Nowhere, too. It was sorta preachy, wasn't it? Oh well. Do you remember the one about the kids in hospice care telling each other stories?

Excuse me, I mean Ask Jezebel..not tell. ;-)

I meant Ms. Jenner, sorry. I know Sharon's aren't real...well, they weren't, but I think they are now. Have you seen post show pics?

Let's just do it and tell Jezebel to put them somewhere.

If you need to talk chat with anyone else about Christopher Pike...I'm here. Just saying.

I think the Last Vampire blows her up with a giant fireball..but we are talking like 1995 or earlier memories here...Except Remember Me and Witch. I just re read those. I need to find Monster again. A dog gets eaten by a cheerleader!

I can't see the lines of her real lips? You think it IS pencil? Because I am familiar with Drag Race, but it looks realllll. And great. I want whatever she did to her lips.

Unless she is really good with faking 3D stuff...that lower lip is curved outward and plump looking, not flat and drawn on... But good for her! she looks amazing.