Screw dumb people who can’t be bothered to care about others.

Fuck that first pedestrian with a cracked carbon seat post. That crash was on a straight and he just stared down the riders like it was some kind of macho showdown.

The second incident is much more forgivable, since the riders were just coming out of the corner so the dogwalking lady couldn’t anticipate them.

Bora-Hansg…

In a world of microaggressions. Welcome to deadspin. 

It what world would that quote ever be appalling?

Canadians! They’re just as horrible as everybody else.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.

preach. i was a child so i didn’t know that at the time. still got my pretzel tho

Username checks out.

Seems more like the type to tweet “Chunky or smooth peanut butter??? Both!!”

Obligatory:

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

In fairness, besides Choo and Robinson Chirinos, the entire team is made up of guys under the age of 25, most of whom are filling in for injured vets. The Rangers oldest current infielder is 24, and most of them were in AA when the season started.

Just think: These guys aren’t trying to tank. That we know of. They’re just that bad.

First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

This is along the lines of what I think as well.

I dunno, seems to mostly add up to me? Cuban is heavy-handed when it comes to the actual basketball team, but that doesn’t mean he’s paying much attention to HR shit. You can very easily argue that he SHOULD be paying attention to it, but that’s essentially what he is owning up to here.

Yeah I was waiting for the sentence about them being from South Florida or something and it just never came.

The whole premise of this article seems...off. Are we supposed to feel bad for the Knierims? Proud of them for skating in a circle well after watching the news? I expected them to be from Parkland, or something. I’m sure a lot of NBA and NHL players had a similar experience this evening.