(1/3) We are deeply saddened to announce that Aurora died earlier today. Aurora was the Academy’s longest serving live mascot. In her 23 years at USAFA, she interacted with tens of thousands of people at sporting venues and military and community events.

SIR.

Fuck this shit.

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s Zardes’ hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment the vocal majority of American soccer media and probably most certainly the USMNT coaching staff and Gregg Berhalter himself.

Medvedev is in a foul mood, throws a tantrum at the towel guy

God this site is trash.

The people laughing at him in the show was a very diverse group. They were all laughing.

I always think about the fact that the lowliest benchwarner on any given professional team was The Guy With The Ball at every other stage of their career. It’s so easy to forget.

Keep’em coming, Nate!

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

I think we can all safely assume that he actually crashed into a painting of a tunnel on the side of a cliff.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

I’m okay with them scoring a pile of goals. Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

OW ME BACK

i went the office job route instead of declaring for the draft and regret it to this day

Counterpoint: The Deadcast actually answers the age old question about a tree falling in the forest.