Like any of it fucking matters. Go blow a hobo.

The worst city in the country. There isn’t even a close second.

Coach drew up the play for me, I had to knock it down 

What is this?

+1 quiet sob

This 30 for 30 is gonna be fucking sick

Pitt the Elder!

“Camaro”

The police have nothing to go on.

huge if true

Former midshipmen here. There’s just absolutely no way I can see the game ending any time soon. Your article doesn’t display any indication that you understand how deeply Army-Navy is buried in the cultural psyche of these places. Literally every time I turned left or right for an entire year I had to alternately say…

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

I don’t think these stunts are really useful.

“I was frustrated that we were only up by 20 points and that I could have have 10 catches for 169 yards instead of 9 for 147.”

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

yes

I’m 33 and my highlights would be the interesting ways my children have vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed and defecated on me.

McAdoo is a finalist for the Wade Phillips Cup, the trophy given out to the NFL coach who looks the most like the assistant manager of a tire store.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Yup. Fuck that guy.