Assuming the money is roughly equal, only a fool would pick a pressure-cooker like Florida over perennially mediocre UCLA. A two-loss season in Gainesville will have fans calling for your head; the same season in LA is cause for coronation.

Ha, yep. Shari clearly seems like the obnoxious one in this situation...

You showed her

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

Slutt shaming

please lead us

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

rarely have i understood an internet comment so completely

“The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”

thanks for the cultural update, Shart

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

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Halladay was one of those guys who had the throwback asthetics without the faux-toughness and bitching about how things aren’t like they used to be. He just went out and fucking dominated, then got on with the rest of his life until he went back out five days later and did it again. Man, he was good.

Big talk from a guy who guy who’s built a career around encouraging shooters.

and tossed it back to Swearinger, who was finally tackled roughly 16 yards short of the end zone.

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

Or it’s a matter of the very longstanding notion - stop me if you’ve heard this before - that the national anthem and the flag represent all we hold dear in this country that the military is sworn to protect.

I know Deadspin and this series of websites have no issue with the protests during the anthem, and that’s fine. (I personally am not bothered by the kneeling)

The worst store is always any store your wife drags you into. Target, Hobby Lobby, Sephora, Forever 21, doesn’t matter. She will take 17,000 goddamn years to look at every item 67 times and then leave with something she found the first 5 minutes you were there. And it’s always the case that you can’t go wander off on…